policest:

i hate when you accidentally spit while arguing because that means the argument’s over and guess who didnt win

(Reblogged from rhyse)

ah yes, the scalene triangle

(Reblogged from rhyse)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(Reblogged from rhyse)

*Pets your dick* Cute

(Source: toyota)

(Reblogged from sladeyy)

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

(Reblogged from wlison)

slutofbabylon:

A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

(Reblogged from rhyse)

officialcomedy:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”

This is what the internet is for. 

(Reblogged from rhyse)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(Reblogged from rhyse)

hellabitcoins:

janemba:

hellabitcoins:

janemba:

Porn forreal in the top 5 worst things we humans done made

nah… books is

Hashtag illiterate pervert looks

i dont even know what that mean
(Reblogged from rhyse)

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

(Reblogged from tyleroakley)

bewbin:

NEVER FUCK WITH SOMEBODY WHO IS GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP

(Reblogged from wlison)

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

(Source: clebermsdantas)

(Reblogged from sladeyy)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(Reblogged from sladeyy)
(Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive)

gayinsect:

i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second

(Reblogged from tyleroakley)