how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc how do you do that and then decide to name that baby laquisha
me during my wedding vows: babe i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs
When talking about a crush...
Normal people… My friends and I… So true.
kiippyy: thesecondhorseman: ...
ugh do you ever have those feels
lolsofunny: those feely feels those feely feels that feel…… …..feely? HNNG <3 I love this so much. :3
Real World Problems
Computer: Oh, hey! I see you finally have really, really awesome internet!
Me: Yeah! Isn't it great? Now I can load youtube videos within seconds!
Computer: That's cool. Say.... I have a business proposal.
Me: Oh really?
Computer: Yeah! Since you're having such a great time, I'm going to freeze up on you every, say, five seconds? And once, I'll freeze up right when porn shows up on your dash and your in the living room and all your family is around. Sound good? Great. Love ya!
Me: ... I can't insult you because then you'll shut down forever...