a cool rap song idea. the rapper (artist) Raps about how he much weed he smokes, babes he fucks, and money he makes. It’s crazy but i think it could work
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just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT
The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
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you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(Source: inlouhazthrusts, via evilangel579)
have u ever wondered what a dolphin penis looked like
now u know
it looks like a mother fucking pigeon
[video]
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I bet Mitt Romney’s hips not only lie, but do so compulsively.
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9gag:
is it too early in the school year for a mental breakdown yet
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Halloween costumes for men
- mildly offensive penis joke
Halloween costumes for women
- sexy cheerleader
- sexy police officer
- sexy Mario
- sexy Santa
- sexy
Halloween costumes for kids
- Dracula
- werewolves
- bloody skeletons
- zombies
- Michael Myers
- Hannibal fucking Lecter
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idk about u guys but i literally cant pee in a public bathroom unless there is no one in there
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OMG I DONT KNOW WHEtHER TO LAuUGH OR CRY NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT BUT I MIGHT START SAYING THATt
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