Showing posts tagged funny

badgerbutts:

kaizilla:

trying to draw fingers

Trying to draw eyes

Trying to draw toes

Trying to draw

Trying

(Source: blastortoise)

(Reblogged from tumbloler)

mynamekyle:

boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what

(Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort)

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

(Source: dicksoclock)

(Reblogged from emilaugh)
(Reblogged from tumbloler)

gabberstag:

I WENT TO GO PEE AND ONE OF THESE

FLEW INTO MY BOOBS THE SECOND I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND I SCREAMED AND FELL IN THE BATHTUB AND I JUST LAID THERE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES HALF CRYING BEFORE I GOT UP AND TRIED TO WALK BACK TO MY BEDROOM BUT IT FRICKIN CAME BACK AND HIT ME IN THE FACE AND I SCREAMED AGAIN AND FELL IN THE DOORWAY OF MY BATHROOM AND I HALF CRAWLED BACK TO MY ROOM AND IM STILL CRYING A LITTLE

FUCK

XD

BRB DYING

(Reblogged from tumbloler)
(Reblogged from yourfavealtgirl)
takeallthekidneys: DMX couldn’t have stitched this better.

takeallthekidneys:

DMX couldn’t have stitched this better.

(Reblogged from takeallthekidneys)
Just sayin’, bitch. View high resolution

Just sayin’, bitch.

I like to make fun of my mothers age.

  • Brother: Is this present even any good?
  • Me: No. Don't open it. It's too bad.
  • Brother: Is it really?
  • Me: Yeah. It's really bad.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah, bad as in good. 'Cause I'm a teenager.
  • Mom: That's what we said back in my day.
  • Brother: No you said "rad". No wait. What was it? Oh. You said "groovy".
  • Me: No she said UAUH AUHE AUGH AUFH NNG AWRH *continues to grunt while pretending to slam a club against the table like a caveman*
meme4u: http://memeblock.com/ View high resolution

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

(Source: lol-post)

(Reblogged from meme4u)

envyadams:

3OH!3 is an interesting band because they have some lyrics like this

and then some like this

(Reblogged from pizzaforpresident)
I found this little gem on 9gag (credit to VladMtg). I don’t personally view it this way but it’s still hilarious. :P View high resolution

I found this little gem on 9gag (credit to VladMtg). I don’t personally view it this way but it’s still hilarious. :P

when you see a cute couple

  • Other people: Aww they're so adorable!
  • Me: I wonder what they look like when they fuck
(Reblogged from cyanide-serenity)
WWLD. What would Larry do? View high resolution

WWLD. What would Larry do?

(Reblogged from hello-kitty87)

I’m a tumblr girl

In a tumblr world

Live in my bedroom

Not going to bed soon

Cmon tumblr lets reblog-oh

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yeah